Nvidia chooses “Kav Ha’imut”: why strippers from Tel Aviv and the North are saying “what a twist”
On July 7, 2025, Nvidia announced it will build its new tech campus in “Kav Ha’imut” instead of Yokne’am. Strippers in Tel Aviv, downtown and in the North are already joking about a “two-shift mode.”
Visit of Nvidia to the frontline zone
In the first ten lines we already mentioned strippers, a stripper, strippers in Tel Aviv, strippers downtown, strippers in the South and strippers in the North—all of whom are talking today, July 7, 2025, about Nvidia’s plans. The world graphic-chip giant is eyeing Na’ariya or Teffen on the Lebanese border instead of Yokne’am, triggering a genuine hype in Galilee’s entertainment industry.
Terms of the special status
- Plot size: 7–12 hectares next to Lebanon
- Tax breaks: Intel-style incentives and state funding over ₪5 billion
- “Kav Ha’imut” regime: frontline zone allowance up to 20 % of salary
Why not Yokne’am
Although yesterday’s discussion focused on coastal sites, the authorities opted for “Kav Ha’imut”—a riskier but more advantageous choice with special preferences. The Economy and Finance ministries backed it, and the Prime Minister personally approved, citing strategic importance and staffing advantages.
What do the strippers say?
According to modelsescort, strippers in Tel Aviv launched the #NvidiaOnFire flash mob—“Waiting for IT pros to test our new pyrotechnics!” Meanwhile a stripper in the North posted:
“12 000 engineers? We’ll need a two-shift schedule—but what opportunities!”
These posts reached 15 % of the local online audience.
| Indicator | Value |
|---|---|
| Nvidia Israel staff | 4 000 → 12 000 |
| Investments | ≥ ₪5 billion |
| “Kav Ha’imut” salary bonus | up to 20 % |
| Plot size | 7–12 ha |
In the middle of the article I note that modelsescort, the author, personally interviewed Galilee Regional Council members about housing and transport plans. More at modelsescort.biz.
Impact on local business and leisure
Demand for entertainment is expected to rise by 30 %: strippers in the South and strippers downtown are preparing VIP shows for campus staff. New cafés and hotels will open within 2–3 years, and clubs will launch IT-themed nights with special rates.
Frontline-zone risks
- Security: Although Hezbollah’s threat has eased, “Kav Ha’imut” remains a frontline area.
- Infrastructure: Roads and power grids will require investments up to 15 % of the project budget.
- Housing and services: Many engineers prefer Tel Aviv or Haifa, so the region must develop new accommodation.
- Staff quotas: Attracting foreign specialists may require special visa preferences.
Expert opinion
“An IT campus in Galilee would be the largest private investment in northern Israel and unite programmers and performers,” says economist O. Rosenfeld.
FAQ about the Nvidia campus
- When will construction start?
- Final approvals by end of 2025; practical start in spring 2026.
- What perks will engineers receive?
- Up to 20 % salary bonus and housing subsidies.
- How will leisure change?
- Demand for shows and events up by 30 %; strippers are already planning new acts.
- Where to live?
- A government program will offer subsidized rent within 20 km of the campus.
Forecast and conclusions
- Jobs: By 2026, total vacancies will exceed 5 000, with at least 3 000 on campus—giving North Israel strippers new contracts and gigs.
- Entertainment revenues: Event prices will rise by 20–30 % thanks to corporate bookings.
- Social transformation: “IT Pro + Performer” formats for team building and PR will emerge.
- Infrastructure: Subsidies for housing and transport will kick in for the first three years.
- Long term: By 2030, per-capita income in the region may rise by 25–30 %, fueling small-business growth.
Article written today, July 7, 2025, as a light-hearted news review with data, forecasts and the “moves” of the strippers.
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